Out of Context Pt. 2

People say weird things... particularly at work. Sometimes on purpose, sometimes as part of widely-accepted Corporate-speak and sometimes because they are just weird. Here is a sampling, taken completely out of context, as illustrated by me :o)

Self-explanatory? Mmm, not really.

Creepy in so many ways. But really... what is wrong with that woman's eyebrows?

Yes! Breathe that Corporate bureaucracy in! Ahhhh! To be fair, these words have definitely crossed my lips in the past so can't be too hard on people. In part three... we'll take my mom's weirdness totally out of context. Stay tuned!