Out of Context: Little of This, Little of That

I've been compiling new "Out of Context" doodles for the past few weeks waiting for a theme... since I keep promising you guys themes (sorry, I can be such a liar when it comes to blogging). But no such luck. So here's a smattering of various random things people have said, illustrated and (as always) taken completely out of context.

True. Story. But let us not discount those who order sheet cakes because cake is one of the most delightful things.

Don't judge. How many bars of soap have you eaten recently?

Speaking of things you shouldn't be eating. This quote came from my high school notebooks. Ah, teenagers.

Out of Context, Pt. 3

I know I said part three was going to be weird things my mom says, because she does say weird things, I just have apparently not been writing them down recently.

Instead, to be perfectly fair in this series of ridiculous things people say, here are some things I that I have said recently, illustrated and taken completely out of context.

Kevin would like me to note that he enjoys beets so this popsicle would not result in extreme dissapointment.

Names removed to protect the innocent.

All old ladies come complete with a walker, an over-sized, deformed cat and huge dark sunglasses. It's really gross. Trust me.

BONUS: I didn't say this, but I plan to include questions like this in my everyday conversation from now on. Like, does a peanut KNOW about peanut butter? Think about it. I could do this all day.